What’s up in men’s underwear?

Have you taken a close look at men's underwear lately, other than what turns up in your weekly laundry? I had occasion to peruse the men's lingerie section of a major department store the other day and I can't tell you how much fun it was. The names the marketing people come up with to describe men's skivvies are just too hilarious. They surely deserve a Nobel Prize for creative fiction. The brand names are all riffs on size, power and even calibre! Check these out: Magnum Big Eagle Champion…

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Mirror mirror on the wall . . . what the hell happened to us all?

My friend Margaret had already purchased the 10X magnifying mirror—before I could warn her about the consequences. As we progress along the aging continuum (how's that for euphemizing 'getting old'?) we often need help chasing down those errant eyebrow or chin hairs. Over time, we move from 5X to 7X and we're now at the 10X stage which can be truly traumatizing when we go exploring. If you want to restart your sluggish heart or enact your own version of Edvard Munch's The Scream, then checking out your face in…

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What’s the real price of economic progress?

When I reviewed my recent 'bundled' telecom bill (for telephone, internet and Fibe TV) this week, the total nearly knocked me on my old lady ass. It was about the same as the mortgage payments on our first house in the seventies. How did this happen? I've tried unsuccessfully to cancel some channels only to reinstate them again because my honey needs three thousand sports and movie channels, the car channel and every news channel from the Outer Hebrides to Inner Mongolia. I'm no better with my HGTV, HBO, various…

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One ringy dingy lights up my world

Remember when Lily Tomlin's character Ernestine ran the entire phone company single-handedly? From her little PBX switchboard she efficiently dispatched installers and repairmen while simultaneously providing harried customer service, challenging delinquent bill payers and dispensing unsolicited advice to business and world leaders. I actually worked for the phone company in those days and understood her loyalty and determination, not to mention her romantic crush on Vito, her favourite repairman. Back then, I too had a favourite repairman. In fact, I married him. But that's another story. Then, along came new…

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