It’s the most glamorous time of the year

Everyone is busting out their sparkles now for the various seasonal celebrations. There are office Christmas parties—his and hers, black tie charity fund-raisers, family get-togethers and of course, New Years' Eve. I'm no longer a young party animal. I'm now enjoying retirement and prefer a quiet evening in my LaZ-Girl chair with my little dog in my lap and a nice cup of tea at my side, binge-watching the latest Netflix offerings. Since retiring I've passed most of my sparkles and evening dresses on to better causes, tossed the stiletto's and…

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I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!

Satan made me do it. My first mistake was picking up the President's Choice  300-gram chocolate bar with hazelnuts (actually I bought three but who's counting) at The Great Canadian Superstore (just sounds so patriotic doesn't it?). Thought they'd come in handy over the Christmas holidays. For the record, these chocolate bars are a product of France (good); they're 3¼ inches wide by 11 inches long (better), they cost only $4.95 (best) and are amaaaazing. The chocolate was so fresh it melted in my mouth and crunching the hazelnuts allowed…

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What would you do if you had $800 million lying around?

Scotiabank should be ashamed. They recently had a bit of extra change overflowing their vaults from all those service charges to customers so they decided to invest it in marketing. They've purchased the rights to have the Air Canada Centre, home of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team and Raptors basketball team, renamed Scotiabank Arena. I find this business decision to be an appallingly poor use of nearly a billion dollars. Let's face it. We have five banks in Canada and because of excellent federal regulation our banks are strong…

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Someone has some ‘splainin’ to do

Could someone please tell me why printer ink cartridges are so expensive? I went to Staples today to get new replacement cartridges for both our printers and the bill came to $232.14. It would have been cheaper to buy two new printers.  And, the manufacturers threaten to void our warranty if we don't use brand name replacement cartridges. The original cost of the printer probably justifies buying off-market cartridges, making the warranty issue moot. With colour printers now available for less than $100.00 are they amortizing the cost of the…

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David Sedaris’s humour has a raunchy edge

The brilliance of David Sedaris's writing is his ability to make it look so effortless. Having read most of his books over the past few years, I'm always amazed at how he can take the most seemingly ordinary situation and turn it into something hysterically funny. It's a skill shared by Jerry Seinfeld—although Sedaris is raunchier. He's a master of understatement and innocent observation. Growing up in a completely normal North Carolina family that included five siblings (one brother and four sisters) he's versatile and wonderfully flawed. Sedaris has parlayed…

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Is there really a Santa Claus?

Every boomer gal worth her salt in the sixties read the best-seller Sex and The Single Girl by Helen Gurley Brown. Our lives were modeled around the latest COSMO decrees as our entire generation was creating a new world order. We also read Coffee, Tea or Me? about two high-flying stewardesses (as they were called in ancient times) living the swinging single life. There was even a movie and television series made of the book. We aspired to live exciting lives as modern gals enjoying beginning careers and the freedom…

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